Who is This Crazy Kid?

Hans is absolutely a nut!  He has so much spunk and in all honesty, he scares me a little bit!  He will take on anyone, he growls at anything and doesn't hesitate throwing something or hitting someone to get his point across.  It is especially intimidating because he has this incredibly low voice for a 2 year old.  He has put many siblings in tears as a result of his aggressiveness.  Here he has found some sprinkles we were using for Halloween sugar cookies and has spread them all over the table.  He licks his hands and picks up sprinkles and then licks some more to eat them.  He has just graduated to a toddler bed (tears).  He was at first putting the side of his crib down by sitting down and pushing his back against the one bars and pushing on the bars on the opposite side with his feet.  He could then lower the rail down.  That wasn't all that dangerous and since he never did it at night it was not an issue.  He progressed to just flipping over the side while the rail was up.  The first few times it was obvious he had hopped out.  He then became very graceful and he would sneak downstairs without us knowing.  He is now in a toddler bed.  I tried to put a safety handle on the door but he has figured out how to rip it off.  I then put duct tape around the safety handle thinking he wouldn't be able to get the end of the tape off, but no that didn't work either.  For now, naps are gone and I want to cry!  I love my little Hans but to have just an hour and a half to not have to worry about what he's into was priceless!!!